Rabu, 07 Agustus 2013

Matematikane agomo



Bismillah......

Mbah Ojo Dumeh : ''Le ngger....sampean ngerti ,...?''

Tansah Eilingo : ''Nopo mbh boten ngerti kulo''

Mbah Ojo Dumeh : ''Yo mesti wae rung tak omongi ko heemm...''

Tansah Eilingo : ''La njih to mbah pripun to pripun.....telo di lumahne yen ngendiko di genah ne wehehe...!!!''

Mbah Ojo Dumeh : ''heeemmm..ngene lho le....sampean ngerti ,matematikane agomo iku ora podho karo matematikane umum le...''

Tansah Eilingo : ''La kok saget mbah nopo'o sebab pe...?''

Mbah Ojo Dumeh : ''iyo ,,,1+1 iku yen umum piro ...?''

Tansah Eilingo : ''Kalih mbah ''

Mbah Ojo Dumeh : ''Iku yen umum,,,ning yen agomo 1+1 iku ono 27 ''

Tansah Eilingo : ''Loh kok 27 mbah ,pripun maksudte...?''

Mbah Ojo Dumeh : ''Iyo tole ,,, la imam siji karo makmum siji sholat jamaah dadi 27 derajat to...?''

Tansah Eilingo : ''Oo ,,njih ,,,njih mbah''

Mbah Ojo Dumeh : ''ono meneh 1+1=700''

Tansah Eilingo : ''Lho kok tambah katah mbah , niku nopo..?''

Mbah Ojo Dumeh : ''Iyo la iku siji wong seng sodakoh siji wong seng nompho....''

Tansah Eilingo : ''Heemmm,,,kok tambah manak katah mbah ''

Mbah Ojo Dumeh : ''Iyo kan mbah e sering ngomong , GAMBARANE WONG SENG NGINFAKNO REJEKI IKU KOYO WONG NANDUR WINIH SIJI TUKULE PITUNG WULI ,TIAP-TIAP SAK WULI ISINE SATUS''

Tansah Eilingo : ''Ough...dadose sodakoh sak nnyohan niku di wales 700 nyohan njih kalih Gusti Allah''

Mbah Ojo Dumeh : ''Iyo mangkane wong iku yen ora gelem shodakoh ,arane wong bento''

Tansah Eilingo : ''la kok bento pripun mbah ...?''

Mbah Ojo Dumeh : ''La iyo balesane jan ora umum , besok wong seng sodakoh iku le nang akhiratte gethun poll , opo maneh wong seng ora gelem shodakoh ''

Tansah Eilingo : ''Oo nopo amergi balesane katah niku mbah ?''

Mbah Ojo Dumeh : ''Iyo bener tole......''

Tansah Eilingo : ''la niku yen iklas to mbah...? ,lalek boten iklas pripun mbah...?''

Mbah Ojo Dumeh : ''Wong shodakoh iku le, mbuh iklas opo ora iklas TETEB ono manfaate , tegese sodakoh seng sampean paring ne nang wong iku kan yo ono manfaate/ gunane panggahan , dadine panggah oleh faedah''

Tansah Eilingo : ''Oo,,ngoten to mbah.....la seng di arani IKLAS niku pripun to mbah...?''

Mbah Ojo Dumeh : ''Seng di arani iklas iku le...ORA MEKSO ,ORA DI PEKSO ,ORA KEPEKSO ,''

Tansah Eilingo : ''la gambarane conto pripun mbah ..?''

Mbah Ojo Dumeh : ''Gambarane yo kae,, naliko sampean mari maem wareg trus keblet seneb , ngunu iku sampean kan ora ono wong seng ngongkon budal dhewe ,la mari wes metu ora di eling2 /di delok i ,bahkan wes lali tur yo enteng lego ,,,ngunu iku gambarane le,,faham pora...?''

Tansah Eilingo : ''Njih mbah Alhamdulillah faham''

Mbah Ojo Dumeh : ''E...yo syukur,,,umpomo sampean duwe duwet 100 ewu ,trus sampean shodakohne 20 ewu ,duwete sampean jik piro...?''

Tansah Eilingo : ''njih tasek 80 ewu mbah...?''

Mbah Ojo Dumeh : ''Iku secara dzohir le 80,,,tapi secara hakiki duwete sampean yo jik 20 ewu iku...!!!''

Tansah Eilingo : ''Loh kok saget mbah ..pripun...?''

Mbah Ojo Dumeh : ''Yo jelas duwet seng sampean shodakohne iku mbesok wes resmi duwek e sampean , la seng 80 iku rung karuan ,paling2 entek gae tuku pulsa ,,iyo pora ,,ngaku,,,ngaku...!!!''

Tansah Eilingo : ''wehehe njih e...mbah,,,leres niku , ''

Mbah Ojo Dumeh : ''Mangkane mumpung isih sugih Tanjaknol ojo wigah wigih tole,,,dang nyah nyoh ngunu...''

Tansah Eilingo : ''Njih mbah,,,,insya Allah''

NB: bondo iku mung titipan
yen wes sugih ojo mung nyawang
Tulungono wong seng kekurangan

Sugih bondo mung sak wetoro
mbesok yen mati ora bakal di gowo

Opo gunane akeh bandane
nanging ora dadek ake tentrem uripe
Akeh bandane salah gunane
nyengsarak ke marang awak e dewe

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